Friday, February 27, 2009

The Hawaii Chair is LAME

The first thing that came to my mind was, What the hell were these people thinking? Did they really think it would sell? How did they convince somebody to invest any money or time into this ridiculous product?

I work in a cubicle and this chair looks like it would be almost tortuous. Nothing about this chair looks appealing. The lower half of my body would be rotating all day long, just doesn't sound enjoyable. Would you use this product?



The Hawaii Chair is LAME!!!!

Not Being Able to Tell the Difference Between a Moth & a Horse is LAME!!!!!

Have a look at this video of a saleman for a Home Shopping network style program. Apparently this guy could be the stupidest person on TV. I'm not joking, this guy is DUMB! Just check it out!



Again, seriously, how stupid is this guy! So, thinking a picture of a moth is a picture of a horse is LAME!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

FUNNY VIDEO of the Previous WEEK: Leprechaun in Alabama

Again, another funny video of the week. Well Nachos was the funny video of this week, but Thats So Lame didn't have a funny video of the previous week. What to do? We post another funny video for all too enjoy!



Just to make this even better, there is a music video that was spun off the above video. Check this 'ish out!

FUNNY VIDEO of THE WEEK: Nachos, The Cross Eyed Cat in Cool Court

I was checking out www.filmdrunk.com and I saw this video posted. It stars a cat named Nachos as a lawyer. The video is random, hillarious, and awesome! Check out Nachos rule the court room!

USER SUBMITTED ARTICLE: Undeserving Oscar Awards are LAME

A friend of Thats So Lame sent us an e-mail about the Oscars and the award that was given to Heath Ledger for Best Actor in a Supporting Role. Note, that Thats So Lame may not agree with the following, but K.Smooths opinion will be heard!

"You know what's lame - giving awards to people just because they died. The Dark Knight was cool and all, and Heath Ledger was good as the Joker, but did anyone really think he wasn't going to win the Oscar? Now I didn't watch the Oscars because the program in itself is lame, but I saw on the internet this morning that he won. So I'm supposed to believe they are going to nominate him, bring his baby-mamma and little girl to the show, and then they will fairly choose a winner and let his family sit there and see him lose posthumously? C'mon, of course they were going to give it to him. Did the Dark Knight win any other major awards? No? ...what a surprise. Maybe it is because it was a f'n comic book movie, not terribly well acted, and totally undeserving of any awards that aren't special effects-related. This totally ruins the integrity of the Oscars for...I'm sorry, I couldn't even finish that. Hollywood is lame. Please try coming up with a movie that wasn't already a movie or a TV show. I can't wait for the "Gimmie a Break" movie! Who is going to play Nell Carter's character? My money is on Queen Latifah. And if she dies, they'll even give her an Oscar!" - K.Smooth

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Stacey Dales Quits Her Job Becuase She has to Fly Coach

I don't know how many people out there in the world know who Stacey Dales is, but she was a standout women's college basketball player at the University of Oklahoma. She once had the name Stacey Dales-Shchuman, but dropped the Schuman after she divorced her husband.

She was drafted by the Washington Mystics of the WNBA in 2002 and and in 2004 announced her retirement for the first time. During 2006 the newly formed Chicago Sky picked Dales during the expansion WNBA draft. She also served as a mens and women's college basketball analyst, as well as a sideline reporter for college football games on ESPN. In 2008, Dales announced her formal retirement from the WNBA.

You're thinking what is so lame about a washed up ex-WNBA star who decided to find another career outside of playing basketball professionally. Well, Ms. Dales did not like the fact that she had to fly coach on her business trips, while other analysts and reporters were flying first class. What does Dales decide to do? She quits ESPN, because ESPN would not fly her first class. Dales felt like this issue was a "matter of principle" and explains herself in the following quote,

"At some point, you have to take a stand at whatever you are doing in life," Dales said. "That's not sounding like a feminist. That's not sounding like a spoiled, rotten kid. That's making a business decision that affects the quality of your life. That was an important thing for me."

How lame are you lady? You have a wonderful job at arguably the number one sports network in the world. ESPN is the Worldwide Leader. Granted she may have been a talented reporter and she may land a gig at another network, but to quit for that reason is lame!

Quitting your job because your company won't fly you first class is LAME!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Craig Sagers Suits are Lame

If you are reading this blog and you follow the NBA then I'm sure you have noticed some of the colorful suits that Craig Sager wears. His suits are so loud that I put the TV on mute and they are still yelling at me, I know, lame joke. I don't know if he thinks that these suits actually look good on him or he is just trying to be funny. I sure hope that he is just tyring to be funny. Take a look at the video below of Kevin Garnett (KG) of the Boston Celtics giving Mr. Sager some advice on what to do with his outfit.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The San Francisco 49ers Rap Diddy, "Team of the Eighties"

I was browsing around the internets today and I came across this unusual video of the San Francisco 49ers team performing their own rap video. Now, the Niners of the 80's were a pretty good team, actually let me say this, they were a great team. I know, I know, I'm a San Diego Chargers fan and how could I say this? Well you have to give credit where credit is due.

The 1985 Chicago Bears also put out a rap video, but I don't think it even comes close to this little diddy performed by the Niners. Hope everyone gets a good laugh! I know I did!



Rap songs performed by professional sports teams are LAME!

Friday, February 13, 2009

USER SUBMITTED POST: Band Tattoos are Lame

Have you ever been at a concert and spoted some person rocking a band tattoo? You know like the Rolling Stones logo or some other lame band tattoo. You see that 45yr old with the Motley Crue tattooed on the outside of her shin. She got the tattoo 20yrs ago when she was in better shape, but now after all the frequent drug use and days of sun soaked budweiser drinking her skin is all floppy and leathery. That is not hot, but it is damn funny!

The lady below must be a big fan of the Wu Tang, but too get it tattooed on your body is a little much. I love the Wu as much as the other person, but I would never get it tattooed on myself.


Cornhole is Definitely Not Lame

In anticipation of constructing my fist cornhole set this weekend, I thought I would post a cool video I came across. Cornhole is one helluva game, whether you are tailgating, bbq'ing, on the beach, or in the driveway, cornhole rocks!


Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Socks & Sandals Together= Super Lame Status

Saturday night I was at a bar with my girlfriend and some friends checking out this awesome 80's cover band Mighty McFly. SoCo & Lime shots were on special for $2, the band was playing some good tunes and everyone was having a great time.

At some point in the night one of the girls in our group starts talking to this guy. Nothing unusual, they seem like they are having a good conversation. Then her brother-in-law notices the guys footwear, or lack thereof. He had on rainbows with some bright white above ankle athletic socks. Now, out of respect for her we didn't say anything to him, but we sure thought it was funny. We tried to get some pictures with the camera phone, but they wouldn't come out that were to our standards. The whole car ride home we were just making up all these stories and scenarios on why this guy was so delusional when it comes to feet forward fashion.

We were thinking the guy was walking to the bar and someone mugged him and stole his shoes. He then pulled the pair of rainbows out of his back pocket, because seriously who doesn't carry a spare pair of rainbows in there back pocked. He said, "Screw it, I'll rock em'!" Even if this was the case, he should have at least taken off the socks, right?

Socks & Sandals Together are VERY LAME.


Now Everybody Do Tha Stanky Leg

I know, I know, what's this guy doing, posting rap videos on Thats So Lame. But I heard this song one night and my girlfriend and I couldn't stop cracking up. Every time I'm around some friends and I always ask if they have heard the Stanky Leg and most haven't been able to enjoy this ear candy. Well here it is for all to enjoy!

The other question that is always brought up is, What is the Stanky Leg? Honestly, I have no freaking clue. However, if you go to URBAN DICTIONARY there are some pretty entertaining definitions of the Stanky Leg.

Readers, Followers, People who stumbled on this Blog actually think it would be cool. Leave some comments on what your definition of the Stanky Leg would be.

I Know How 2 Surf

I saw this video posted on a website I check frequently and thought it was absolutely hillarious. I don't even know what kind of surfing this guy is rapping about. Either way its awesome and should be played on BET and across all airwaves.

"Now everybody sway, but Im gonna change it up, I know how 2 surf"