Socks & Sandals Together= Super Lame Status

Saturday night I was at a bar with my girlfriend and some friends checking out this awesome 80's cover band Mighty McFly. SoCo & Lime shots were on special for $2, the band was playing some good tunes and everyone was having a great time.

At some point in the night one of the girls in our group starts talking to this guy. Nothing unusual, they seem like they are having a good conversation. Then her brother-in-law notices the guys footwear, or lack thereof. He had on rainbows with some bright white above ankle athletic socks. Now, out of respect for her we didn't say anything to him, but we sure thought it was funny. We tried to get some pictures with the camera phone, but they wouldn't come out that were to our standards. The whole car ride home we were just making up all these stories and scenarios on why this guy was so delusional when it comes to feet forward fashion.

We were thinking the guy was walking to the bar and someone mugged him and stole his shoes. He then pulled the pair of rainbows out of his back pocket, because seriously who doesn't carry a spare pair of rainbows in there back pocked. He said, "Screw it, I'll rock em'!" Even if this was the case, he should have at least taken off the socks, right?

Socks & Sandals Together are VERY LAME.