Courtney Paris is Lame

So this bright young Sooner is offering to repay her full amount of college tuition ($64,000) if her team fails to win the Women's NCAA National Championship. Why is this so lame? Well, March Madness for women is just as competitive as it is on the Mens side. The amount of talent and luck it takes to win a National Championship is absurd. Plus we know that guaranteeing a victory in sports pretty much cements your chance of losing the game and turning into a huge jackass in the eyes of the media. Not to mention that the UCONN Huskies are unbeatable. Seriously, if you are going to do steroid testing, check those beasts out. They are a whole team of lady Ivan Dragos.

Courtney Paris do your team a favor and don't guarantee squat. Once you lose in the tournament it's going to be extremely difficult to pay your tuition back on the 45k you will be earning as a WNBA rookie. Maybe the WWE would be a better career move. You could team up with Chyna and create a pretty formidable tag team. Stop & think before you speak!

I'm now going to pull against the Oklahoma Sooners and I hope you lose. Too harsh? Eh, whatever, don't make lame guarantees that you can't back up.

The guarantee of Courtney Paris is LAME!!!!