Helicopter Haircuts are LAME!!!!!

Never in my life have I seen a haircut like the one above. As lame as this haircut is, you have to give credit where credit is due. It's awesome!!!! I think the person who created this piece of hair art is a pure genius. I think they should expand their repertoire and include items such as: Tanks, Aircraft Carriers, Fighter Jets, Missiles, and other assorted military related vehicles/items. I hope this girl is going to a fancy dinner somewhere, you know, like Sizzler or something.

Having a Helicopter Haircut is LAME!!!!!!!

Greg Paulus is LAME!!!!!

True, I have already posted one anti-Duke video with a reference to Greg Paulus, but this one is too good to pass up. As a UNC fan, there have been many DOOKIES I thought were pretty lame.

1.) Lee Melchionii
2.) Steve Wojciechowski
3.) Josh McRoberts
4.) Jeff Capel
5.) Casey Sanders
6.) Matt Christnesen
7.) Taymon Domzalski

These are just a few that got on my nerve over the years. Paulus takes the cake. He tries so hard to be the new WOJO. Slapping the floor, Making out with Coach K, and Going to Prom with the prospective freshmen.

Enjoy the clip below, because I know I did!

Not Double Checking Your Packaging is LAME!

Check out the picture below and let me know what you think. Personally, if this item makes it through packaging with this going on, they need to take another look at that employee. I know its 10yr old "potty" humor, but you to admit it's kinda funny. Who do you think has it the worst? I'm going with the Alligator since he is supporting the most weight. It also appears that the hippopotamus is enjoying his view.


Not double checking your packaging and noticing the Orgy of animal toys going on is LAME!!!

DOOK IS LAME!!!! (NSFW)

In honor of the ACC Tournament kicking off today, I had to revisit an old faithful. No explanation necessary. The video says it all. Also, How long has Greg Paulus been at Dook? Seems like that guy has been there forever, Lame-o!



GO HEELS!!!!!

LAME Spotting: Notre Dame, More Like Notre LAME

Good use of the word LAME.

The URO Club is LAME!

I found this beauty today browsing around the Internet(s) and thought it was a joke at first. I golf, but I wouldn't say I'm a golfer yet. I like to go out and play a round every couple weeks, but I'm not super competitive. I mostly like to drive crazy in the golf cart and drink beer. Drinking a lot of beer on the golf course leads to frequent urination. What do I do when the flood gates need to be opened? I run behind a tree and go. That's half the fun of playing golf, getting to pee outside. Girls might not appreciate the feeling, but Fellas you know where I'm coming from. It's something about the cool breeze and being one with nature. Good stuff!

However, the little beauty below takes the fun out of everything mentioned above. Who wants to whizz in a fake golf club? I sure as hell don't. I think the idea for this product was founded loosely based on the following events.

A couple of old guys are drinking a little Scotch on the rocks in the clubhouse after a nice day of golf. The Scotch is flowing like water and they are talking story about the ole' days, beer was cheap and the women even cheaper. They discuss how annoying it is to have to go into the woods and let it go. One of the "brighter" old men yell out-loud, "Why don't me just hollow out a club, stick the club in front of us, throw a towel over top, and fill her up!" Geez Stan, thats a grand idea. And the idea is born.



The URO Club is LAME!!!!

Funny Video of The Week: Hitler Hates the Lions

I was turned on to these videos browsing Hot Clicks on CNNSI and I thought they were pure genius. Check it out and then go to YouTube and look for more of these.

Video Game Endings that are Lame

Do you remember spending hours upon hours in front of the TV playing Nintendo and finally beating a game expecting a fantastic ending. Something that would be so awesome you might try to take a picture of it. But you are actually treated to a lame ending written in poor English, or maybe some lame explosion. How annoying was that? I remember playing Tecmo Super Bowl and I had just won the Super Bowl for the first time, playing as the Washington Redskins and I was expecting my mind to be blown. What happens? Well, my mind was definitely not blown and I was sorely disappointed. The game ended with the coach being held above the team with the wording; "Super Champion, Washington Redskins Below" the game then proceeds to list the players on the team during the credits. How lame is that? Even for being so young, I was expecting so much more.

Check out some other Lame video game endings below.



Video Games that have Lame Endings are LAME!

Courtney Paris is Lame

So this bright young Sooner is offering to repay her full amount of college tuition ($64,000) if her team fails to win the Women's NCAA National Championship. Why is this so lame? Well, March Madness for women is just as competitive as it is on the Mens side. The amount of talent and luck it takes to win a National Championship is absurd. Plus we know that guaranteeing a victory in sports pretty much cements your chance of losing the game and turning into a huge jackass in the eyes of the media. Not to mention that the UCONN Huskies are unbeatable. Seriously, if you are going to do steroid testing, check those beasts out. They are a whole team of lady Ivan Dragos.

Courtney Paris do your team a favor and don't guarantee squat. Once you lose in the tournament it's going to be extremely difficult to pay your tuition back on the 45k you will be earning as a WNBA rookie. Maybe the WWE would be a better career move. You could team up with Chyna and create a pretty formidable tag team. Stop & think before you speak!

I'm now going to pull against the Oklahoma Sooners and I hope you lose. Too harsh? Eh, whatever, don't make lame guarantees that you can't back up.

The guarantee of Courtney Paris is LAME!!!!

Interview with Zach from The Big Picture

If you haven't stumbled upon The Big Picture then you should slap yourself and your mama! The Big Picture is a killer blog focused on sports and the hilarity that is in sports seen through the eyes of a talented writer named Zach. We approached Zach about helping us out and doing our very first interview and he was gracious enough accept. Check it out below and make sure to check out his site The Big Picture.

1.) With websites like Facebook & Myspace do you see these sites as aides in the marketing of a blog?

Sure, a little. Many blogs seem to have MySpace and Facebook pages, and while I think the idea there is that it might pick up some new readers, the reality is that it doesn't help much.

2.) What do you think about people who stop reading blogs because the owners of the blog place paid ads on the site?

I think those readers should jump in front of a truck. Not actually, but ads are reality of blogs -- especially blogs that become the author's full-time job. To put in 20 hours a week for fun isn't, well, fun. To put in 20 hours a week for fun AND for a few hundred bucks is much better.

My rule with ads has always been that if it isn't an eyesore I'll run with it. Once an ad compromises the look of the site, then it's gone too far.

3.) Gaining readership is the lifeline of a blog, along with content. What are some ways you have utilized to gain readership?

Seems to be the question that everyone wants to know and few do.

Many will say that if the content's good, the site will get noticed and thrive. That's certainly true to an extent, but a blog's growth is so dependent on Internet-word-of-mouth, meaning LINKS!

If you write something you like, send it out to sites that do a daily link dump. Deadspin, The Big Lead, Awful Annoucning, Busted Coverage and SI's Hot Clicks run some good link dumps that will help the smaller blogs with traffic. Don't be shy sending an email to those sites with a link to a post you wrote.

Aside from that, post regularly. If you're not posting at least once Mon-Fri you're behind the game. Just about every current sports blog posts at least five times a week and many do far more than that. I think quality is more important than quantity, but if I find my way to a site that hasn't updated in a week, I'm outta there.

It also helps to have a niche. I can't speak to this as I write a general sports humor blog. But to focus on a particular team, sport or subject helps as it will narrow the focus of the writing and probably help with hits from Google searches.

So there, I just gave three good ways to increase traffic. All of our sites will be up to 100,000 uniques/per day by next week!

Now that the "boring" questions are over, lets get to the meat & potatoes.

4.) In your opinion was the Barry Zito contract worth it?

Worth it? No. Absolutely insane and horrible and I want to slaughter Brian Sabean with a cleaver? No.

People will look at the money -- $126 million over seven years -- and see one of the worst contracts in baseball history, but he was a former Cy-Young winner and the Giants were desperate. Money just doesn't matter anymore in sports. It's a number and that's about it. It's so out of control -- especially in baseball without a cap -- that that's what you need to pay for a big-name guy.

Here's the part of the deal I hate: 7 years. The shelf life of a successful pitcher just isn't that long and Zito was already on the decline before he wore black and orange. And if he was lousy, then you'd be stuck with him for seven years or eat that huge contract. Well, looks like those are the options now, huh?

5.) If you could bring back a "retro" sports jersey from any team, which would you choose?

That Astros jersey always gave me a hard-on.

6.) What is one of the lamest things you have ever seen in sports in your lifetime?

No playoff in college football.

7.) Greatest Washington Husky athlete of all-time?

Toughy. It could go back so far. But I have a bias towards Brandon Roy as I went through UW with him and he did so much for that basketball program -- taking it from a perennial doormat to back-to-back Sweet 16 appearances. And I got to interview him and party with him a few times.

8.) Name your top three greatest sports movies of all time?

3. Major League
2. Field of Dreams
1. Bull Durham

9.) If your life had a boombox that followed you wherever you went, what song would be playing?

Don't Stop Believin' by Journey. What, too cliché?

10.) Bill Simmons from ESPN refers to the Oklahoma City Thunders as, "The team that shall not be named". How pissed were you when the Sonics left Seattle?

Not at all actually. I'm not a Seattle native (just went to school and lived there for a while), so the only team I gained an alleigance to was UW. And I hate the NBA the way a man hates his wife, so I'd probably prefer contraction than relocation anyway.

Big ups again to Zach from The Big Picture for taking time out and doing our first interview. Like I said before take some time out of your day and go check out The Big Picture, it's worth it!

Songs about Breakfast are Lame, but Kinda Funny

Take a look at this Gem! Who doesn't love a song about breakfast, but it's pretty damn lame. To write a song about the most important meal of the day has to be lowest you can go in your musical career.

I will warn you, the song is kind of catchy so watch yourself. You might end up singing it at breakfast this weekend.



Singing songs about Breakfast is LAME!!!!!

Ted Nugents "Love Grenade" is LAME

I was listening to one of my favorite radio shows (Free Beer & Hot Wings) on the way into work this morning, and they played Ted Nugents "Love Grenade". Have you ever read the lyrics to the song? If not, check them out below, they're hilarious.

"Im not allergic, allergic to pain, no matter how hard I try I crave you so bad, it drives me insane, if I dont have you I'll die..I am a dangerous weapon baby, Im your machinegun man Dont make me shoot you down baby, I just wanna be your....Love Grenade, Im comin in, Love grenade, pull the pin, Love Grenade, Look out below, Love Grenade, Im about to blow....

Im on the frontlines, the fronlines of love, jump in a foxhole with me Your body armour will do you no good, you'll be my 1st casualty...I am collatoral damage baby, I got your love IV

You'll never take me alive baby, just wanna be your.. Love Grenade....

I am your kamakazi baby, I am your dog fightin man I am the ace in your hole baby, yea yea yea yea yea,

I am your Love Grenade, comin in, Love Grenade pull the pin, Love Grenade Love Grenade Love Grenade

Love shrapnes, love shrapnel..... sex shrapnel, sex shrpanel, Love Grenade Love Grenade"

Sex Sharpnel, really? If you want to hear the song in all its' glory, check out the video below.



Ted Nugents "Love Grenade" is LAME!!!

Jay Cutler is LAME

If you know me, then you know that I'm a huge San Diego Chargers fan. I have been ever since Natrone Means "Business" became a Charger after he was drafted out of UNC.

The Chargers have many rivals in the NFL. All of the AFC West, the Patriots, Colts, and even the Steelers. However, the team I have come to have the most animosity towards has to be the Denver Broncos, one of our hated AFC West opponents. To be quite honest, I didn't mind the Broncos until whiny Jay Cutler was drafted. This guy is a Grade A 100% certified douche. Not only did he talk crap to Rivers when the Broncos were getting pasted by the Chargers 23-3 in the 4th Quarter, but he goes on all these sports talk shows and continues to run his mouth. What a fool!

How awesome was it that the 2008 AFC West Championship came down to the final game of the regular season? The Chargers were looking for redemption after that BS loss to the Broncos in the second game of the season. Still a little bitter about the first two losses of the season by the Bolts this year. We obliterated the Broncos 52-21 to make into the playoffs and I'm hoping we mad Jay Cutler cry a little as well.

With all the above being said, this is why Jay Cutler is lame. This offseason the Broncos were entertaining the idea of trading Jay Cutler. It was reported they were interested in acquiring Matt Cassell from the Patriots and then going to move Cutler. How should you respond when your team doesn't think you are the QB for the future. You work harder to prove to your team that you are indeed the QB of the future. Is this what Cutler does? Of course not, he runs to the media saying the Broncos are disloyal.

“My understanding at this point is they're trying to trade me," Cutler told The Denver Post. “We'll see where I end up at. I liked it here, I liked playing with these guys but obviously they're not going to let me have that opportunity.”

Did Cutler get traded? No. Did the new coach of the team Josh McDaniels re-assure Cutler he wasn't going to be traded? Yes. Did this satisfy Cutler? No.

“I'm upset. I mean I'm really shocked at this point," he cried to the newspaper. "I don't know if they think I can't run the system or I don't have the skills for it. I just don't get it…I've heard I'm still on the trading block.”

Seriously Cutler.... Grow up and stop being so Lame! If your on the field performances were good, then you wouldn't have to worry about being traded.

Jay Cutler is LAME!!!!!!

Square Root Days are LAME

I was decent in Math while in school, but I never advanced above Algebra III Trig. As I was browsing around this morning, I noticed a little post on the side of a website saying today was Square Root Day. What in the world is square root day? I did a little Googling and I found my answer. Square root day is a goofy little holiday celebrated on dates where the day and the month are both the square root of the last two digits in the current year. An example of these would be: Today's Date. March 3rd, 2009 or 3.3.09. The next square root day will occur on April 4th, 2016 or 4.4.16. The last square root day of the century will take place on September 9th, 2081 or 9.9.81. I admire the intelligence of a person who started noticing these dates, but I think it's a little exaggerated. However, I could see the Big Bang Theory doing an episode on these dates, which wouldn't be LAME because that show rocks!

Finding Math Equations in Dates is LAME!!!!

The Hawaii Chair is LAME

The first thing that came to my mind was, What the hell were these people thinking? Did they really think it would sell? How did they convince somebody to invest any money or time into this ridiculous product?

I work in a cubicle and this chair looks like it would be almost tortuous. Nothing about this chair looks appealing. The lower half of my body would be rotating all day long, just doesn't sound enjoyable. Would you use this product?



The Hawaii Chair is LAME!!!!

Not Being Able to Tell the Difference Between a Moth & a Horse is LAME!!!!!

Have a look at this video of a saleman for a Home Shopping network style program. Apparently this guy could be the stupidest person on TV. I'm not joking, this guy is DUMB! Just check it out!



Again, seriously, how stupid is this guy! So, thinking a picture of a moth is a picture of a horse is LAME!

FUNNY VIDEO of the Previous WEEK: Leprechaun in Alabama

Again, another funny video of the week. Well Nachos was the funny video of this week, but Thats So Lame didn't have a funny video of the previous week. What to do? We post another funny video for all too enjoy!



Just to make this even better, there is a music video that was spun off the above video. Check this 'ish out!

FUNNY VIDEO of THE WEEK: Nachos, The Cross Eyed Cat in Cool Court

I was checking out www.filmdrunk.com and I saw this video posted. It stars a cat named Nachos as a lawyer. The video is random, hillarious, and awesome! Check out Nachos rule the court room!

USER SUBMITTED ARTICLE: Undeserving Oscar Awards are LAME

A friend of Thats So Lame sent us an e-mail about the Oscars and the award that was given to Heath Ledger for Best Actor in a Supporting Role. Note, that Thats So Lame may not agree with the following, but K.Smooths opinion will be heard!

"You know what's lame - giving awards to people just because they died. The Dark Knight was cool and all, and Heath Ledger was good as the Joker, but did anyone really think he wasn't going to win the Oscar? Now I didn't watch the Oscars because the program in itself is lame, but I saw on the internet this morning that he won. So I'm supposed to believe they are going to nominate him, bring his baby-mamma and little girl to the show, and then they will fairly choose a winner and let his family sit there and see him lose posthumously? C'mon, of course they were going to give it to him. Did the Dark Knight win any other major awards? No? ...what a surprise. Maybe it is because it was a f'n comic book movie, not terribly well acted, and totally undeserving of any awards that aren't special effects-related. This totally ruins the integrity of the Oscars for...I'm sorry, I couldn't even finish that. Hollywood is lame. Please try coming up with a movie that wasn't already a movie or a TV show. I can't wait for the "Gimmie a Break" movie! Who is going to play Nell Carter's character? My money is on Queen Latifah. And if she dies, they'll even give her an Oscar!" - K.Smooth

Stacey Dales Quits Her Job Becuase She has to Fly Coach

I don't know how many people out there in the world know who Stacey Dales is, but she was a standout women's college basketball player at the University of Oklahoma. She once had the name Stacey Dales-Shchuman, but dropped the Schuman after she divorced her husband.

She was drafted by the Washington Mystics of the WNBA in 2002 and and in 2004 announced her retirement for the first time. During 2006 the newly formed Chicago Sky picked Dales during the expansion WNBA draft. She also served as a mens and women's college basketball analyst, as well as a sideline reporter for college football games on ESPN. In 2008, Dales announced her formal retirement from the WNBA.

You're thinking what is so lame about a washed up ex-WNBA star who decided to find another career outside of playing basketball professionally. Well, Ms. Dales did not like the fact that she had to fly coach on her business trips, while other analysts and reporters were flying first class. What does Dales decide to do? She quits ESPN, because ESPN would not fly her first class. Dales felt like this issue was a "matter of principle" and explains herself in the following quote,

"At some point, you have to take a stand at whatever you are doing in life," Dales said. "That's not sounding like a feminist. That's not sounding like a spoiled, rotten kid. That's making a business decision that affects the quality of your life. That was an important thing for me."

How lame are you lady? You have a wonderful job at arguably the number one sports network in the world. ESPN is the Worldwide Leader. Granted she may have been a talented reporter and she may land a gig at another network, but to quit for that reason is lame!

Quitting your job because your company won't fly you first class is LAME!

Craig Sagers Suits are Lame

If you are reading this blog and you follow the NBA then I'm sure you have noticed some of the colorful suits that Craig Sager wears. His suits are so loud that I put the TV on mute and they are still yelling at me, I know, lame joke. I don't know if he thinks that these suits actually look good on him or he is just trying to be funny. I sure hope that he is just tyring to be funny. Take a look at the video below of Kevin Garnett (KG) of the Boston Celtics giving Mr. Sager some advice on what to do with his outfit.

The San Francisco 49ers Rap Diddy, "Team of the Eighties"

I was browsing around the internets today and I came across this unusual video of the San Francisco 49ers team performing their own rap video. Now, the Niners of the 80's were a pretty good team, actually let me say this, they were a great team. I know, I know, I'm a San Diego Chargers fan and how could I say this? Well you have to give credit where credit is due.

The 1985 Chicago Bears also put out a rap video, but I don't think it even comes close to this little diddy performed by the Niners. Hope everyone gets a good laugh! I know I did!



Rap songs performed by professional sports teams are LAME!

USER SUBMITTED POST: Band Tattoos are Lame

Have you ever been at a concert and spoted some person rocking a band tattoo? You know like the Rolling Stones logo or some other lame band tattoo. You see that 45yr old with the Motley Crue tattooed on the outside of her shin. She got the tattoo 20yrs ago when she was in better shape, but now after all the frequent drug use and days of sun soaked budweiser drinking her skin is all floppy and leathery. That is not hot, but it is damn funny!

The lady below must be a big fan of the Wu Tang, but too get it tattooed on your body is a little much. I love the Wu as much as the other person, but I would never get it tattooed on myself.

Cornhole is Definitely Not Lame

In anticipation of constructing my fist cornhole set this weekend, I thought I would post a cool video I came across. Cornhole is one helluva game, whether you are tailgating, bbq'ing, on the beach, or in the driveway, cornhole rocks!

Socks & Sandals Together= Super Lame Status

Saturday night I was at a bar with my girlfriend and some friends checking out this awesome 80's cover band Mighty McFly. SoCo & Lime shots were on special for $2, the band was playing some good tunes and everyone was having a great time.

At some point in the night one of the girls in our group starts talking to this guy. Nothing unusual, they seem like they are having a good conversation. Then her brother-in-law notices the guys footwear, or lack thereof. He had on rainbows with some bright white above ankle athletic socks. Now, out of respect for her we didn't say anything to him, but we sure thought it was funny. We tried to get some pictures with the camera phone, but they wouldn't come out that were to our standards. The whole car ride home we were just making up all these stories and scenarios on why this guy was so delusional when it comes to feet forward fashion.

We were thinking the guy was walking to the bar and someone mugged him and stole his shoes. He then pulled the pair of rainbows out of his back pocket, because seriously who doesn't carry a spare pair of rainbows in there back pocked. He said, "Screw it, I'll rock em'!" Even if this was the case, he should have at least taken off the socks, right?

Socks & Sandals Together are VERY LAME.

Now Everybody Do Tha Stanky Leg

I know, I know, what's this guy doing, posting rap videos on Thats So Lame. But I heard this song one night and my girlfriend and I couldn't stop cracking up. Every time I'm around some friends and I always ask if they have heard the Stanky Leg and most haven't been able to enjoy this ear candy. Well here it is for all to enjoy!

The other question that is always brought up is, What is the Stanky Leg? Honestly, I have no freaking clue. However, if you go to URBAN DICTIONARY there are some pretty entertaining definitions of the Stanky Leg.

Readers, Followers, People who stumbled on this Blog actually think it would be cool. Leave some comments on what your definition of the Stanky Leg would be.

I Know How 2 Surf

I saw this video posted on a website I check frequently and thought it was absolutely hillarious. I don't even know what kind of surfing this guy is rapping about. Either way its awesome and should be played on BET and across all airwaves.

"Now everybody sway, but Im gonna change it up, I know how 2 surf"

User Submitted: Truck Bears are Lame

This photo was submitted by a friend of That's So Lame. I don't know much about this picture other than the fact there is a huge fake bear, Im assuming it's fake, in the back of a pick-up truck. What is funny to me about this picture is thinking about where the got the bear and what he is planning to do with the bear. Is it a gift for the significant other? Is it a lawn ornament? Is it some kind of burglar deterrent device, kind of like a scarecrow? Does the owner have other life sized stuffed creatures in their yard or house? The possibilities are endless.

Readers: Comment below on what you think the story behind this bear is.

Placing Large Bears in the Back of your Pick-Up Truck is LAME!!!!!

BlueTooth Headsets Are Lame!!!!!

Have you ever been walking down a street and you see what appears to be a crazy guy talking to himself? No, not a crazy homeless man, but a guy in a semi-nice to nice suit just chatting with himself. Wondering, who the hell he's talking too. Most likely he is on a bluetooth headset. How lame are these things?

I used to work in a building where you could take an elevator up to the office and sometimes you would walk into the elevator and stand next to somebody. Then all of a sudden they say "Hey, How's it going?" and of course you respond with something along the lines of "Not too bad, How about yourself?" and the person turns around and looks at you like an idiot. You then realize he has a bluetooth headset on and he is talking to somebody else. I don't know how many times this has happened to me, but it urks me every time it does.

I have never once considered purchasing a bluetooth headset nor will I ever accept that they are as great as people say they are. Maybe if your hands are always full of stuff, one would be applicable. Maybe a pizza tosser could use a bluetooth. Those guys are always twirling pizzas around and pounding dough into circles. Those guys could use a bluetooth headset, but somebody who is just walking down the street not carrying anything, come on, just use your opposable thumbs like the rest of us.

BlueTooth Headsets Are Lame!!!!!!

What The "H" is This Post??????

This video may be lame or it may not be lame, I still haven't figured it out yet. All I do know is that it is hillarious and needs to be shown to everyone. This "Guy" is a legit musician who has a website and everything. I need to find the lryics to the song and see what he is actually talking about because the lyrics may make the song even "better". Enjoy!

Joaquin Phoenix is a Rapper

Joaquin Phoenix is a rapper, say what? That is the first thing that came across my mind as I watched this video. I knew that J-Pheezy, as I will now refer to him as, was thinking about a career in music when he surprisingly announced his retirement from acting. I did not think that it would be a jump into the world of hip-hop. J-Pheezy did a great job of learning and playing the songs of the late great Johnny Cash in "Walk The Line" and a transition into that style of music is what I was expecting, not hip-hop.

I know that the video is not of the best quality and you can't hear the lyrics that well, but I doubt they are good anyways. To make this even funnier and more lame is what J-Pheezy now looks like.

To me the hip-hop J-Pheezy kind of looks like Will Ferrell in the "Cowbell Video" and Tom Hanks from "Castaway". I would like to see J-Pheezy go a little more hardcore. Maybe a grill, some dreads, NFL Throwback Jersey, and a tattoo. You know, really embrace his inner hip-hop. But for now, this is the new Joaquin Phoenix.

Double Cheeseburger vs. McDouble

Before the New Year I was visiting one of my favorite fast food stops, McDonalds. When I go to McDonalds, I usually enjoy the Double Cheeseburger, Fries, and Sweet Tea. These items are usually found on the infamous Dollar Menu.

As I was waiting in line I was perusing the Dollar Menu looking for my unhealthy but oh so delicious treat, but I struck out. No Double Cheeseburger on the Dollar Menu. However, I do see some kind of hybrid cheesburger titled the McDouble. What the "H" is a McDouble? I asked the person on the other end of the speaker what a McDouble was and she responded by saying: "A McDouble is the same as a Double Cheeseburger, but it only has one slice of cheese instead of two slices of cheese."

Really? How lame is this? I ordered the McDouble and did enjoy the tasty treat, but come on.... To back-track a litte, I wrote this post today because I came across an article on the Double Cheeseburger removal from the Dollar Menu and its new fun replacement the McDouble. The Double Cheesburger is now $1.19 instead of a buck. Seriously, $.19/slice of cheese and a removal from the Dollar Menu.

Do I order the Double Cheeseburger at its new full price or do I stick to the Dollar Menu and go with the McDouble. Of course, I go with the McDouble. One piece of McCheese might be better than two pieces of McCheese. I guess McDonalds thinks people like me who bought the Double Cheeseburger for a buck will pony up and pay the extra pennies. Sooner or later they will be charging for extra napkins and ketchup.

That's just my one hundred cents!

User Submitted: Lame-O Sun & Moon Jars

This is the first post that has been submitted by a user.

Sun & Moon Jars and their lame ability to capture sun and moonlight.

"Captured inside the Sun and Moon Jars are a highly efficient solar cell, a rechargeable battery and low energy LED lamps. When the jar is placed in direct sunlight the solar cell creates an electrical current that charges the battery over a few hours. This energy is then used at night to power the three LED lamps inside the jar. "

Not only are mason jars good at storing pigs feet, vegetables, moonshine, and jam, but now you can store moonlight and sunlight. How lame is this? Not only is it a pretty dorky idea when the jar is actually lit up, but who wants a glowing jar at their desk or in their window sill? What I find to be the most ludicrous about this lame product is that when the jar is not "glowing" it is just an empty jar sitting their being lame.

I can hear it now...... "Dude, you should totally come back after my sweet jars have collected some sun and moonlight, it's really bad ass. We can just sit on the couch and look at my glowing jars in all their dumb lit glory." Come on, that is ridiculously lame.

You can purchase the sun and moon jars here: Lame Sun & Moon Jars

Sun & Moon Jars are SO LAME.

Skier Hangs Pantless from Ski Lift

Apparently on January 1st, 2009 a father and his daughter were visiting a ski resort in Vail, Colorado when an unfortunate yet hilarious incident occurred. The man and his daughter were attempting to board the chairlift, but the fold down seat was not folded down. The next serious of events are quite funny. Once the man tried to position himself on the seat, he fell through the gap where the folded down seat should have been. His right ski became lodged in the chairlift and kept him hanging upsides down. His ski boot never released itself from the binding and he was left dangling upside down as the chairlift started to move. To make the story even funnier, the mans ski pants were held up by the seat, so he is now not only hanging upside down, but he is in his birthday suit from the waist down. The resort personnel were able to stop the chairlift from moving, but the man dangled upside down and bare bottomed for 15 minutes before they could back the ski up and and safely remove him from the lift.

Can you imagine what is going on through his daughters mind. "Please don't let there be anybody from school here." That has to be one embarrassed young girl.

The picture below was taken by a local photographer.

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